Star

I like AHS and cigarettes

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

(via cumfort)

— 3 hours ago with 187618 notes

sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

(Source: christmaspigeon, via joshpeck)

— 5 days ago with 175681 notes

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via stability)

— 5 days ago with 149009 notes
xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

xoshannonanne:

this makes me super uncomfortable and i don’t know why

(Source: giulianofederico, via captain-macklemore)

— 5 days ago with 55694 notes

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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— 5 days ago with 232455 notes